The Comfortable Girl

Just your average comfortable girl, seeking a life free from tight clothes and trying to be pretty.

Monday, February 28, 2011

The CG Writes a Fan Letter

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Monday, February 21, 2011

get out your scissors and crayons...

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Friday, February 18, 2011

Traveling by Plane: The Comfortable Dilemma

 
(i wish i could actually fit into the overhead bin.
or a really big dog crate
so i could sleep in the cargo bin,
which is easily the roomiest part of the plane.) 
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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

An Essential & Comfortable Guide to Packing for a Fun Trip


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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

The Comfortable Girl's Guide to Explaining Farts

*Helpful Hint: When in danger, farts can also be thrown in defense.
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Thursday, February 3, 2011

The "Are my pants comfortable enough?" Comfort Test

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the comfortable
girl obeys only the laws
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      • The CG Writes a Fan Letter
      • get out your scissors and crayons...
      • Traveling by Plane: The Comfortable Dilemma
      • An Essential & Comfortable Guide to Packing for a ...
      • The Comfortable Girl's Guide to Explaining Farts
      • The "Are my pants comfortable enough?" Comfort Test

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A draw-er, but not in any sort of bureau.
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Things that I'm comfortable with

  • You, as long as you're not a douche.
  • Whistling while walking outside like an old person does.
  • Trusting the man in my life to use the right amount of lube.
  • The amount of snacks in my cupboard.
  • My height - weight ratio.
  • Wearing a robe in the late afternoon.

Things I'm NOT comfortable with.

  • Uncomfortable stuff.
  • Beer without proper snacks.
  • Seeing a man masturbate while I wait for the bus.
  • Bras.
  • The Patriarchy.
  • You if you're a douche.

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