The Comfortable Girl

Just your average comfortable girl, seeking a life free from tight clothes and trying to be pretty.

Friday, December 6, 2013

I say "bless you" because I'm a nice person







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Things that I'm comfortable with

  • You, as long as you're not a douche.
  • Whistling while walking outside like an old person does.
  • Trusting the man in my life to use the right amount of lube.
  • The amount of snacks in my cupboard.
  • My height - weight ratio.
  • Wearing a robe in the late afternoon.

Things I'm NOT comfortable with.

  • Uncomfortable stuff.
  • Beer without proper snacks.
  • Seeing a man masturbate while I wait for the bus.
  • Bras.
  • The Patriarchy.
  • You if you're a douche.

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