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Tuesday, February 24, 2015

While We're Being Honest...

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Things that I'm comfortable with

You, as long as you're not a douche.
Whistling while walking outside like an old person does.
Trusting the man in my life to use the right amount of lube.
The amount of snacks in my cupboard.
My height - weight ratio.
Wearing a robe in the late afternoon.

Things I'm NOT comfortable with.

Uncomfortable stuff.
Beer without proper snacks.
Seeing a man masturbate while I wait for the bus.
Bras.
The Patriarchy.
You if you're a douche.

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